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Intelligence For Life Perhaps?....(NOT)....Simple Home Remedies.........Tweeti

  Author:  14754  Category:(Discussion) Created:(8/21/2008 10:21:00 AM)
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES ... thought i would do a funny one.

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND IT SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Date: 8/21/2008 10:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14754    oops...sorry about the caps, i got this via email and this is how it turned out.  
Date: 8/21/2008 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 28848    LOL  
Date: 8/21/2008 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 63243    LOL! About #2, the fiance and I were arguing about him leaving the seat up, so to be a smart Alec about it the next time he had to go, he went in the tub! When I seen it in the tub and freaked out, with a smirk on his face he says, "Well you told me not to leave the seat up, and since I forget to put it down, I figure we can just eliminate the whole problem by me not going in the toilet anymore." A huge argument ensued, however at the end he was on his knees scrubbing the tub with bleach and the toilet seat hasn't been left up since. So you can pretty much assume who won. LOL.  
Date: 8/21/2008 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 10657    LOL, I can think of a USMER that needs to learn that first rule ;)  
Date: 8/21/2008 12:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOLOL very funny!!!  
Date: 8/21/2008 12:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LOL  
Date: 8/21/2008 1:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    I shared this one with some nursing friends back in December, it was very appropriate in so many ways. This is still a good one even now!  
Date: 8/21/2008 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    lol you made these up didnt you. Your so cleaver  
Date: 8/22/2008 12:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 36956    Hehe!!! Funny, and cute vicki!...*hugs*  

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