A must read JOKE,about a speeding car, and police man..........FUNNY

A patrolman saw a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He decided that a slow driver was just as dangerous as a speeder, so he pulled the car over. As he approached the car, he noticed that the driver was the only one who wasn't ghostly white. The driver said, "Officer, I dont understand why you pulled me over." "Ma'am," the officer replied, "Driving slower than the speed limit, like you were, is as dangerous as speeding." "I was doing the speed limit; 22 miles per hour," replied the driver. The officer explained that the "22" sign she had seen was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman thanked the officer. "Before I let you go, I need to know: Is every one in the car OK ? These women seem awfully shaken up. They havent uttered a word this hole time," replied the officer " Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the driver said. " We just got off Route 119."

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