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Corny yet Cute Happy Halloween jokes....*IP*

  Author:  58078  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/31/2003 5:32:00 AM)
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Happy Halloween!!!!!

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

Q: How do you make a witch stew?

A: Keep her waiting for hours.

Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?

A: "Tomb it may concern..."

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?

A: A cereal killer

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?

A: You can see right through him.

Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?

A: They both have megabytes.

Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?

A: Lake Erie.

Q: How can you tell when a window is scared?

A: They get shudders.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

A: It had no body to dance with.

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?

A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

A: Because he's always a goblin.

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?

A: He's mist.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A: Hoblin Goblin.

Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?

A: A Sand-witch

Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?

A: A blood vessel.

Andrea - ItalianPrincess

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .

Date: 10/31/2003 5:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    *groans*  
Date: 10/31/2003 6:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lol, these r cute.   
Date: 10/31/2003 6:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 58078    For the record...I DID NOT MAKE THESE UP...lol I received them in email this morning.  
Date: 10/31/2003 6:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL, cute Auntie IP hehe, happy halloween   
Date: 10/31/2003 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    These are cute. I think I'm going to print them and tell them to my nephews tonight. They love jokes.  
Date: 10/31/2003 12:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 60945    lol cute! happy all hallows eve!   
Date: 10/31/2003 12:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    lol corny jokes are the best! :-D happy halloween! :-D  

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