Hey, here are some of the best spice girl jokes, i hope this dont affend anyone, and im sorry if it does..Why do the Spice Girls work 7 days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Mondays.
How do you get a Spice Girl's eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in her ear.
What do you call a Spice Girl with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why are jokes about the Spice Girls so short? So that the girls themselves can understand them
What do you call a Spice Girl in a university? A visitor.
Why was Emma so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle after 6 months? Because on the box it said: "From 2-4 years"
What do you do if a Spice Girl throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back.
Why did the Spice Girls climb up to the roof of the bar? They heard that the drinks were on the house
What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO? Don't know, I haven't seen either. Why are the Spice Girls on the pill? So they can work out what day it is.
What do you call a fly buzzing around inside a Spice Girl's head? A space invader.
What do you call a Spice Girl with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you see if you look into a Spice Girl's eyes? The back of her head.
What do you call the Spice Girls after they have been put in the toaster? Pop Tarts.
What happens when you kick a Spice Girl in the butt? They get brain damage.
What's a Spice Girl's favorite color? Neopolitan.
Emma and Geri were locked out of their car and were trying to open the door. Emma- I can't get it open! Geri- Well, hurry because the top's down and it looks like it's going to rain!
Why does it take a Spice Girl 2 hours to drink orange juice? The jug says concentrate.
Why do the Spice Girls write T.G.I.F. on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
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