Have You Tried a Case of Stupid Lately?   Author:  3125  Category:(Interesting) Created:(10/14/2002 7:12:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (512 times) One sure sign of the death of common sense is in the frivolous lawsuits which goes on in our court rooms today. Here are a few cases in which it actually pays well to be stupid. * Sue Hilton Hotels because you scalded your scrotal sack with hot water in the shower! What kinda masochistic-contortionist idiot tests the water temp with his reproductive anatomy? What, did he think?..Maybe it would be a good idea to bend over backwards and hop in the shower?? This did happen and he got paid a large amount of money too! We can only hope the damage to his broiled loins was so great he never reproduces for fear of creating more stupid offspring. *Sue Remington Firearms for $128,000 because you accidentally shot your child and blamed a faulty safety latch! This did happen and he won the case and got paid a very large amount of money too! That gun should have NEVER NEVER been pointed AT YOUR CHILD in the first place, idiot! The most basic safety device is not a thumb safety but the brain which is alleged to be between your ears. Sue Intratec and get $56 million dollars because your crack-dealin' Gang Banger son got shot by another crack dealin' Gang Banger with a STOLEN Intratec Gun! Yes..This also happened and the woman actually won that case and got paid a large amount of money too! Had you done your job as a parent your child would not have been out dealin' in illegal drugs, running with gangsters and getting in harms way. Lady perhaps your son didn't understand what common sense was all about, seeing that you are his mother. Sue Ronald McDonald or Wendy because you had to have two double cheeseburgers and extra fries with the 1,000 calorie large shake for lunch every day...and a snack after dinner and ballooned up past the 400 pound mark. Neither of those corporate Icons held a rifle with a defective safety latch to your head and forced you to overfeed yourself did they? Yes..We have little doubt that somebody will win a large amount of money with this one too. Have you tried a case of Stupid lately? Maybe we would get paid a large sum of money if we would just take a case of stupidity to our court rooms! Just because you are clumsy with coffee, or careless with guns, or never took the time to read the warnings on a pack of cigarettes, or don't have the common sense not to overeat, does this really entitle you to be paid millions of dollars over something stupid you did to yourself? Court Bailiffs carry guns don't they? Maybe they should use them to keep anybody from coming before the courts with STUPID cases like any of the above! This article was found in the "Opinion" section of a newspaper. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  3125 ( Click here ) Spring is coming