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Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

  Author:  59897  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/14/2002 6:26:00 PM)
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1 Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 2 Why does Hawaii have interstate highways? 3 How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? 4 If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation 5 If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? 5 If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 6 What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 7 Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? 8 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends 9 What are Preparation A through Preparation G? 10 In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 11 Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID? 12 How come there aren't B batteries? 13 If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver? 14 How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? 15 Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? 16 If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 17 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 18 If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? 19 Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 20 If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? 21 Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime? 22 How do you throw away a garbage can? 23 How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? 24 Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? 25 If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 26 If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? 27 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 28 Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8? 29 Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? 30 Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? 31 Why is it that night falls but day breaks? 32 Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day? 33 What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?



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Date: 10/14/2002 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 61811    lol! jackie  
Date: 10/14/2002 6:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LOL. That's Cute! Erin-  
Date: 10/14/2002 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 47734    LOL  
Date: 10/14/2002 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    LOL cool!  
Date: 10/14/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 13985    HMMMMMMM Lol  
Date: 10/15/2002 2:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 54826    These were sooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *noopzie*  
Date: 10/18/2002 4:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 52151    If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him?? Hmm....
Date: 11/27/2002 6:37:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   LOL!!!! :)

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