TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING;
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith LRichards mask!" and you are not wearing a mask.
5. When the door open you yell, "Trick or......" and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives, or ex-husbands live.
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