It was fourth period English. Every student had been asked to write a story or poem and then present it to the class.
"Okay. My story is called 'Cheese.' Here it goes....Cheese comes from milk. Milk comes from cows. Therefore, cheese comes from cows," Star Chazer said, holding her paper with shaky hands as she stood in front of Mr. Kronk's USM English class. "The end."
The class burst into applause! "Woo! GO Star Chazer!" Bloodstone shouted.
"YAY! That was awesome!" Princess Jen exclaimed.
Star Chazer smiled with satisfaction and headed back to her seat.
"Very well done, my friend," Mr. Kronk remarked. He trailed his finger down the list of students and stopped at Telsha's name. "Telsha, you're next."
Telsha walked to the front of the room, fixed her hair, and started speaking. "Okay, mine is called 'Clips.' Why in the world did they make hair clips? I mean...scrunchies are enough, right? Yeah, I AM right. Clips are useless and they hurt. They poke you if you use them wrong and they can pull your hair out. It's not nice. They seriously need to take clips off the market. Ok? Ok. Thanks," Telsha said. She walked back to her seat as the class applauded.
"Nice job, my friend," Kronk said to her.
"Thanks dude!" she replied.
"Alright then. Next is...Chilli Bean," Mr. Kronk continued.
Chilli Bean, dressed in a black top with black lace sleeves and a long black skirt, rose from her seat and treaded elegantly to the front of the room. She took a dramatic breath, and began. "It's called 'Beautiful People'," she said.
"Chris O Donnell is darling, Mickey Rooney is fair, But I'll tell you of someone, Of who you must really care.
I'm not talking about Aladdin, Or Clark Gable, I'm talking about someone, Who has "HOTT" as their label.
No, not John Travolta, Or Gene Kelly, I'm thinking of someone, Who makes my legs turn to jelly.
Nope, not my boyfriend, But someone who is hotter, No offense to him, But the other guy's looks are better.
And now, I reveal I the name, And he will read this not, But I would like to say: "MARK MCGRATH IS HOTT!""
The class erupted with happy applause and laughter. Chilli Bean was such a silly girl.
"That was great, my friend!" Mr. Kronk exclaimed. "Wonderful job!"
She smiled shyly and took her seat.
**Yes, she wrote that poem! I read it and I thought it was soooo cute! Hehe. I hope she doesn't mind me using it in here lol.**
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