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are you supposed to be some kind of odd roast pig?

  Author:  38601  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(7/26/2002 10:05:00 PM)
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One day at lunch, my friend (from the milk carton story, in fact i believe this was the same day) was eating a pear. She must have been trying to get the whole thing in her mouth because when she finally got my attention, the pear was stuck firmly in her teeth. She looked like one of those roast pigs with an apple in its mouth. I was laughing really, really, hard, so i was practically crying. My vision was so blurred, that when I was trying to get the pear out, i couldn't see what i was doing, so i had to keep wiping me eyes and trying to get the pear out. She had to open her mouth really wide and I had to pull really hard and instead of just throwing away the pear when we finally managed to get it out, she ate it! lol

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Date: 7/26/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    OMG! LMBO! That is tooo funny!  
Date: 7/26/2002 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    LOL OMG how embarrassing! I have to admit this is funny but embarrassing!  
Date: 7/26/2002 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 58976    OMG. LOL. That happened to me once with a pop can. I bit the top of it n it would come off. =Michael_Myers=  
Date: 7/27/2002 7:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 54968    LMBO! That's funny! :) *SportiAngel*  
Date: 7/27/2002 3:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL, I would have liked to have seen that  
Date: 7/29/2002 7:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 59573    LOL! That is funny! Pop Princess  

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