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Redneck Letter.......kOzzmic_K

  Author:  53360  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/11/2002 10:15:00 AM)
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Dear Billy joe Bob, I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for fourdays.



About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning,but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

Your Favorite Aunt

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Date: 7/11/2002 10:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 53775    LMAO! *Spacedidi  
Date: 7/11/2002 10:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 53560    LoL I read this a long time ago! It's soooo funny! LoL Thanks for posting!
~MotivateMe~
  
Date: 7/11/2002 10:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 54081    I love this, it's like brand new everytime I read it. *PrincessPokie
Date: 7/11/2002 10:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53360    I got another one, Redneck Valentine, but they only let you make 2 post an hour now
check back in a little while and I will put it up too kOzzmic_K
  
Date: 7/11/2002 10:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 57676    That was really funny. I enjoyed it. - Sensei~Slash  
Date: 7/11/2002 10:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 55970    LOL! That is hilarious! *Jewel Fernandez*  
Date: 7/11/2002 11:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 53482    lol thats was funny thanks for sharing it take care
  
Date: 7/11/2002 11:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!!  
Date: 7/15/2002 4:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 45158    lol hilarious  
Date: 7/23/2002 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    LMBO! Hahaha! How funny! "I'm writing this slow cause I know you can't read fast..." Lol.  

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