Redneck 911   Author:  20466  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/7/2001 11:24:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (372 times) Subject: Redneck 911 .> A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to > the ground. > He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. > He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?" > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. > First, let's make sure he's dead." > > There is a silence, then a shot is heard. > > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  20466 ( Click here ) Spring is coming