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Redneck 911

  Author:  20466  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/7/2001 11:24:00 PM)
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Subject: Redneck 911

.> A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to > the ground. > He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. > He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?" > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. > First, let's make sure he's dead." > > There is a silence, then a shot is heard. > > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

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Date: 12/7/2001 11:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LMAO... oops! That was funny:) Thanx for sharing.  
Date: 12/7/2001 11:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    LOL!!! This is funny. Thanks for posting it.~Golden Taxi.  
Date: 12/7/2001 11:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!!!!!! that is sooooo funny:)  
Date: 12/7/2001 11:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lol  
Date: 12/8/2001 12:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 44326    that is funny!! write on!!  
Date: 12/8/2001 3:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    LOL.....That Redneck had to a been Blonde!!!!! Ms_Priss  
Date: 12/8/2001 8:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 47235    I LOVE IT!!!! 'RAZZLES'  
Date: 12/8/2001 9:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 42515    LOL!!!!! ~Super Princess~  
Date: 12/8/2001 11:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 44448    LMAO! that is way funny!!!! -Kat666  
Date: 12/8/2001 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    omg! lol  
Date: 12/10/2001 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 47700    lol this is cool cause i live in a redneck town but i am from the city i am going to start telling it :) thanx !  
Date: 12/10/2001 9:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 44697    lol! this joke is halarious!  

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