Three men died and went to heaven. Heaven had a new policy that whatever good or bad things a person did in his or her life, he or she would get a car accordingly.
When the first man arrived, an angel asked him, "How many years were you married?"
The first man responded, "Twenty years."
"How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Five times," the man said.
"Okay," the angel said, "you can go in but you will only get a Fiat."
As the first man drove away in his Fiat, the second man arrived. "How many years were you married, young man?" the angel asked.
"Ten years."
"How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Two times," he responded.
"Well done. Here is your Volvo S40."
As the second man drove away, the third man arrived. He was a very old man. The angel asked him, "How many years were you married, old man?"
"Forty years."
"And how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Never."
The angel smiled and held out a set of shining keys. "Excellent, Here is your Jaguar 2000."
One day in heaven, the first and second men were driving and they came across the old man, who was crying and really depressed. They went over and asked him why he was very sad even though he had a very nice car. He told them that he just saw his wife and she was on rollerblades.
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