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Knowing when to scream..this is funny!!!

  Author:  24003  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/7/2001 9:51:00 PM)
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Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave and they're getting a little impatient. But the airport staff has assured them that the pilots will be there soon and the flight can take off immediately there after. The entrance opens and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses.

One is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a white, tipped cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin as the men enter the cockpit. The door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing around, nervously, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the edge of the water at the end of the airport's property. It begins to look as though the plane will never take off - that it will plow into the water!!

Panicked screams fill the cabin -- but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly. Soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die!!"

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Date: 12/7/2001 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 25481    I am really really dense okay...I truly dont get it.....LOL...:(  
Date: 12/7/2001 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 31349    lol oh my gosh that's weird..what if it was true? :s  
Date: 12/7/2001 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 10773    oh muy gosh! That's crazy! LMAO! :P  
Date: 12/8/2001 11:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 44448    LMAO! I like this one!!!! -kat666  
Date: 12/8/2001 12:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 43729    OMG!!!i dont know wheather to laugh or to scream...*~*CreepyChick*~*  
Date: 12/8/2001 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    oh my gosh!!! lol lol thats funny!  
Date: 7/12/2005 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!!  

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