There was once a lucky beaver named Bob, but he has nothing to do with our story. We are going to tell you the most mad story ever, the story of Bob the Omnipotent Yellow Duck. One day, the duck was looking backwards over his shoulder when he saw the most startling sight that he had ever seen in his entire life. It was a huge elongated nose, which seemed to come mysteriously and creepily over the horizon. Despite its size, it just seemed to sneak up on you without warning. And Bob decided, "Well, I think I'll use this for excess closet space." And so Bob started walking away, searching for the huge nasal cavity that he knew must be accompanied by a homo erectus. Bob came upon a man, a very odd man. He was short, but tall, young yet old, wizened but with no knowledge of what was going on. In short, he was a lawyer. Bob suddenly discovered something that changed his entire view of the world. This "man", if it could be called such, was the beginning of the giant nose. And just behind his head was the very tip of the nose. The lawyer tried to walk forward and was poked in the back of the head by his own nose. THE END. How it changed my life:It made me see that the meaning of life is really the square root of the sine function of pizza...plus seven.
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