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LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE #2 (THE TRAVELING SALESMAN) [DEVINERAVEN]

  Author:  3680  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/24/2000 6:20:00 AM)
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a TRAVELING SALESMAN WALKED UP TO THE DOOR OF LITTLE JOHNNY'S HOUSE AND STARTED KNOCKING. JOHNNY ANSWERED THE DOOR IN A ROBE, SMOKING A FAT CIGAR AND DRINKING A GLASS OF JACK AND COKE. SHOCKED THE TRAVELING SALESMAN ASKED "LITTLE BOY, IS YOUR MOTHER AT HOME?" JOHNNY FLICKED HIS ASHES ONTO THE CARPET AND SAID "WHAT THE F--K DO YOU THINK!"

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Date: 3/24/2000 6:26:00 AM    Wow, what a stupid question!...lol...and a stupid kid!...lol....Chelle
Date: 3/24/2000 8:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 6395    that was a stuped question.LOL.
~*Stephanie*~
  
Date: 3/24/2000 11:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 6134    Very funny, thanks for sharing it  
Date: 3/24/2000 4:33:00 PM    i think it was poor because it isn't appropiate for kids

Date: 3/25/2000 11:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 3680    For the person above, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!  
Date: 3/25/2000 11:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 1461    LMAO!! This is too funny.Salesmen sometimes are the ones who ask the dumbest questions....  
Date: 3/28/2000 5:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 4835    Where do you get these??? LoL... KKG  
Date: 3/28/2000 11:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    lmao very very funny  
Date: 4/5/2000 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 6355    I don't get it.
  
Date: 5/6/2000 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 4839    This one was alright.
*starz*
  

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