You know you're stressed when...
1) You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
2) The sun is too loud.
3) You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you have said it before.
4) You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.
5) Trees begin chasing you.
6) You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
7) You begin speaking a language that only you and channelers can understand.
8) You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
9) You keep yelling, "STOP TOUCHING ME!", even though you are the only one in the room.
10) You can travel without moving.
11) Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
12) You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
13) You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
14) You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
15) You have great revelations concerning Life, The Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
Just some humor that I thought I'd share with anyone who needs a laugh. - Lady Nyx
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