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I dont wanna offend any Lawyers, I know theyre not really like this, LOL...

  Author:  20575  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/20/2001 8:10:00 PM)
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

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Date: 4/20/2001 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 20921    FOTFLMAO!!!! That was good!  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20575    Thanks, Im glad you enjoyed it  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 32613    lol. i plan on being a lawyer and i hope i'm not like that.
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Date: 4/20/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 10245    I have to send this to my brother inlaw.... I send him all the good lawyer jokes! This was REALLY good!  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 1631    Seems to fit every lawyer I've had the misfortune of meeting! Great joke!!!...  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 16612    LMAO. Funny stuff!   
Date: 4/20/2001 9:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 22080    ROTFLMFAO that is so funny yet so true-Jestr  
Date: 4/21/2001 12:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 33398    Oh my God, that was sooo funny
Date: 4/22/2001 9:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 6860    LOL! Thats a good one...thanks for sharing.  
Date: 4/22/2001 12:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 32728    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Date: 7/7/2004 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 62798    i love this joke. i laughed for awhile. a gree most lawyers are not like that.  

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