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Sorry Guys... This is a Great Woman joke....... I love these things hehe

  Author:  20575  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/20/2001 8:08:00 PM)
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One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river. Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge

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Date: 4/20/2001 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 27845    *lol* thats right, female power *lol* ~«*¤YourDestiny¤*»  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 32646    Hahaha doh. I think it is map power :/ ~Mack~
Date: 4/20/2001 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20575    lol thanks for your commenta  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20575    Comments :-)  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:20:00 PM    YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT WAY KEEP IT COMING
Date: 4/20/2001 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO, heehee, I like this joke, heehee,  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    Woman rules  
Date: 4/20/2001 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 24215    Great poem thats right Woman are smarter than men! I love the poem. Tay
Date: 4/20/2001 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 33773    omg i l0o0ove that one that does explain us grrls *cat grrl*
Date: 4/20/2001 9:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 27051    Hey! Men are smart too! I just solved an INCREDIBLY difficult logic problem in 20 minutes!!! And I am a guy, by the way... -Dude of war  
Date: 4/20/2001 9:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 34007    yeah... just goes to show that women are the smartest.. yeah WE ROCK...
Date: 4/20/2001 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LMAO... That's hilarious, LOL, I've gotta tell my friends that one! Luv,  
Date: 4/20/2001 11:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 17248    heheheh that was excellent!  
Date: 4/21/2001 1:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 19173    LOL cute! Lisa  
Date: 4/22/2001 6:19:00 AM    Lol!! Good one!!!
Date: 4/22/2001 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 32728    That is soooo funny~~~Catgirl4242
Date: 4/25/2001 7:29:00 PM    this shows women are the smart ones
Date: 9/23/2002 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL! thats too funny.  
Date: 12/30/2006 4:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 63319    Very funny, LOL!!! Just leave it to us women, right women? Peace, Love and Happiness, Sabiebaby!!!  
Date: 12/30/2006 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 27403    LOL! Love it! Love and Light  

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