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A Cute Joke about Teachers and Whales... WildCat =^.^=

  Author:  20575  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/20/2001 7:49:00 PM)
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal, their throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then can you ask him for me?".

WildCat =^.^=

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Date: 4/20/2001 7:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 32646    Oh, that is cute and funny. ~Mack~
HEHE
Date: 4/20/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 27845    *lol* thats so cute, poor teacher *lol* ~«*¤YourDestiny¤*»  
Date: 4/20/2001 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    Cute  
Date: 4/21/2001 7:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20575    Thanks for your replies! :-)

WildCat =^.^=
  
Date: 7/17/2005 3:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    lol cute  

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